Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Dharamsala & McLeodganj

Though Dharamsala is some 120 kms away from Dalhousie, the drive through the ghats takes more than four hours. We'd started at 1630 hrs and we reached McLeodganj at 2230 hrs (we are used to taking pee and tea breaks, which added a couple of hours to the journey). The temperature was not lower than Dalhousie, but it felt like 4-5 degrees below freezing point due to the gentle breezes that kept blowing in this part. I never knew I had good bargaining skills until I convinced the manager of the Sky Lark Hotel (at BhagsuNag, a kilometer away from McLeodganj) to slash the charges by 500 rupees. I just took his calculator, added some figures and told him to fit in that amount. In all we just paid 1350/- per day for two rooms (one with a double bed and the other with a double bed and a single bed) along with heaters. The rooms were the best so far in our trip, with long balconies (one could play box-cricket in there) and spacious bathrooms.

It was already 2300hrs and the hotel's kitchen was closed. So we headed to the McLeodganj market to look for a place to have dinner. There was this place called 'Excite' right in the center of the market with a roof-top restaurant. The place served Tibetan, Chinese, Punjabi and Continental cuisines; Drinks and Hookah too. Unfortunately we had reached there so late, that only some of the Chinese and Punjabi dishes could be made available. While the staff went busy preparing the food, we sipped on beers and sucked on a Hookah. I turned the pages of the menu and noticed a message 'We are lazy and take time to serve food'. Quite a straight-forward message to the customer so that he sets the right expectations. And they did stand to their words, it took an hour for them to get the food on our table (we were the only customers at that time, so the whole staff was serving us, still the delay). Moreover, after such a long wait, the food was another disappointment. It tasted rubbish. The hookah wasn't that great either. So overall, the place has nothing good about it.


Naddi

The next day we went a place called Naddi, which is 3-4 kms above BhagsuNag. The weather was chillier here due to strong winds and increase in altitude. We had a nature walk around the mountain admiring the scenic beauty of the snow-capped mountains and coniferous trees of the Dhauladhar range. I guess we also saw the highest peak of Dhauladhar range, called the Hanuman ka Tibba, but we could not confirm as there was no one around. There were bits of melting snow in our way by the road side. It did not snow at McLeodganj, but just a few kilometers above, at Naddi, it snowed a week back. We had tea and biscuits at Naddi and left for St. John's Church, near Dharamsala on the way to McLeodganj. By the way, did I mention that this was the first trip where we did not get decent tea even once? None of the places we went to knew how to make good tea. Some added more water, some added more sugar, while some didn't care to add sugar at all.



Small Church, Big History

I didn't know the history of St. John in the Wilderness until I googled it and James Bruce, a.k.a. Lord Elgin (Viceroy and Governer General of India in 1861), who rests in peace in the premises of the church. Turns out that the church building was built in 1852 and is one of the few buildings to have survived a major earthquake at Kangra a century back. also it is famous for it's stained glass from Belgium, which unfortunately we could not see since the church was closed. It also has a huge bell that was brought from England and installed in the premises. I don't understand why all this information is not mentioned anywhere at the church. This gives a complete new understanding and a new perspective to look around the building and admire the historic monument.




Mini Tibet


From the church we went to the Tibetan Monastery at McLeodganj. It is called Tsuglagkhang, the Dalai Lama's temple. It was a strange experience. We felt like foreigners in our own country. McLeodganj is full of Tibetans and as you enter the monastery, the concentration suddenly grows scarily stronger. But Tibetans are peaceful people, the same is evident through their 50-year
long non-violent struggle to free Tibet. There were huge golden idols of Buddha and some goddess inside the temple, where photography is prohibited. This monastery is a tourist attraction as it is the Dalai Lama's temple and just opposite to the temple is his office. Moreover, just behind the office building was his residence. We asked the security outside and he told us the Dalai Lama would be coming out on the evening of Losar, the New Year's Day, 14th Feb 2010. Until then he would not be coming out. Sadly, we were going to leave the next day and would not be able to catch a glimpse of him. There is also a Tibetan museum on the way to the temple. Unfortunately it was closed that day.

We also read about the Panchen Lama, Gedhun Choekyi Nyima, who has been taken into protective custody by the Chinese authorities, reasons unknown. Many of us, who do not know the process of appointing the Dalai Lama or Panchen Lama, believe that Panchen Lama would be taking the chair as the next Dalai Lama after the current (14th) Dalai Lama's death (even I used to think the same). The fact is, Panchen Lama is the next highest level after the Dalai Lama and not necessarily (and seldom the case) the next Dalai Lama. However, both play a role in finding the next Dalai Lama or Panchen Lama.




Out of the monastery, we all were hungry and I was desperately looking for a Tibetan restaurant. Funny thing is there are no Tibetan restaurants near the monastery (or at least we couldn't find one). We had to walk for 15 minutes to get to the market to find a place to eat. But the walk was worth it. We ended up at a place called Norling Restaurant. It serves a good variety of Chinese, Tibetan, Japanese and Korean food. The restaurant is also recognized by 'NDTV Good Times - Highway on my Plate' as one of the best eating joints. I decided to come there again the next day to try out some Japanese cuisine. We spent the rest of the evening wandering in the market. Roopali found an Ayurvedic Massage center where she got a foot massage. While returning we also paid a visit to the BhagsuNag temple just behind our hotel. The temple has a huge history that Roopali can explain better.

We had decided to leave the next day for Rishikesh, but we already had an extra day, and we loved the place so much that we decided to add another day at McLedoganj. This way, we could check out the Tibetan New Year celebrations and might get a chance to see Dalai Lama as well. So we called up Santji and paid him off that night itself and left the car.

Note: You do not need a vehicle to go around places in Dharamsala/McLeodganj. Most of the places are within 1-2 kms distance of each other. Besides, share autos and taxis are also available to visit farther places.


Girl down again!

Everyone was dying due to cold and the necessity of heat for our bodies was growing every minute. So bought some alcohol as a remedy. That night we discussed and debated on a variety of topics (and we don't remember what initiated the first, the next and the last topic). The topics ranged from Tele communication, optical fibers, China, Tibet, Dalai Lama, One Country Two Governments, yada yada. We were so pumped up and engrossed in the discussion that it would have required some disastrous event to make us stop. And that event was provided by Gaury. Gaury after doing a mix and match, felt tipsy, and wanted to use the bathroom. She opened the door and ... THUD! for the second time! This time even the splashing of water on her face was not able to wake her up. Surprisingly this time the situation was not that tense. Most of us were laughing and thinking of ways to get her back on the bed. Finally, it required all the five guys to lift her up and put her on the bed. It was one hell of a task.


The next day was a leisure day. We left the Hotel at 1400 hrs for the market. Everyone spread across in different directions. Roopali had already left for the market to buy some stoles. Manish and I selected a ladies top as a surprise gift for Roopali. Then we, along with Roopali went to the massage center. Nanu and Pedro started to look out for travel agents to hire a vehicle for Chakki Bank (our boarding station for the train to Rishikesh). Gaury, Gayatri and Fahim went out shopping in the market. While Manish and Roopali went in to have the massage, I decided to give another visit to the temple to check out the museum. But it was closed again. Turned out that the museum would be closed till the new year. That's one thing I regret missing to see.

We all had planned to gather back at the Norling Restaurant. This time I ordered Sukiyaki Chicken, a Japanese dish suggested by the waiter. It arrived with a sizzle in a flat base wok. It looked beautiful with perfectly cooked chicken surrounded by broccoli, pickled cabbage and onions, tofu, black mushrooms, tomatoes, red and green pepper, and some kind of sweet noodles. To add more colors and flavor, it was topped with a fried egg, sunny side up. Yummy! The rest of the gang ordered thukpas, thenthuks, Chinese noodles and fried rice.



Note: There are several massage centers in McLeodganj market offering various types of Ayurvedic, Kerala and Tibetan massages. Tibetan massages are the toughest and a bit painful due to the intensity of the massage. A massage would cost you somewhere from Rs. 250 - Rs. 600, depending on the type and body parts in the massage. We went to a place called Synergy Ayurvedic Massage Center. Everyone got at least one kind of massage there. The Masseuse named Purushottam was the one of the best masseuses there.

Losa and Valentine's Day Celebration

I had noticed fire crackers being sold in the market and I got a brilliant idea. Manish had not planned for a surprise on Valentines day for Roopali yet. So I whispered to Manish saying it would make a great surprise event, not just a gift but some fire crackers in the night when the clock struck twelve. We sealed the deal on the plan. While the rest of the gang, including me, went in for our scheduled massages in the evening. Pedro and Manish bought some fire crackers and handed over to me to keep them out of Roopali's sight. I added a jewel cracker to them and gave them all to the manager of our hotel to hide it until midnight. I also requested him to keep the terrace open to light up the crackers.


It was 2200 hrs then, and when I reached our room, everybody had already got cozy siting close to each other and watching 3 Idiots. By 2330 hrs, we finished the movie, had our dinner and one by one slowly started sneaking out of the room and going to the terrace to set up the crackers in place. Manish brought Roopali on the terrace by making up some reason (don't what reason he gave her, but I thought it would be a difficult task to get out on terrace in that chilling weather). As they both entered the terrace, there was a loud blast. We all were shocked, even the people who knew about crackers in place were shaken up by the boom. The cracker went up some 50 meters up in the air before it made a second blast and spread all over in the sky over our hotel. Strangely we were the only ones lighting the crackers and people from other hotel were wishing us 'Happy new year'. We all wished each other a Happy valentines Day, and Happy New Year too. Gayatri and Roopali cut the small cake we had bought and Manish gifted Roopali with the gift. Later on we went downstairs and lit some flower pot crackers.


Crazy & Funny Night


Back in our rooms, we were intrigued by the red illumination from the heater rod, which initiated the idea of taking innovative and creative photographs ... Horror poses! Check the same in my Facebook album. We also discovered an ability of Pedro that had gone unnoticed for a long time ... to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. That day he had switched his sleeping place to the side of the bed that is closer to the door. Nanu had happily given up the place since a heater was placed on the other side of the bed. I had already resigned the idea of getting into argument over places in bed, and hence took the center place on the bed. That night we had continuos knocking on the door, a couple of times by Gaury, then by Gayatri, and again a couple of times by Faheem. Pedro was and the peak of annoyance while Nanu, Roopali, Manish and I laughed so hard that our eyes were filled with tears.


The next day was the Tibetan New Year and the Valentines day. I wanted to check the celebrations at Tibetan temple, but most of us were game for the BhagsuNag falls somewhere behind our hotel. so five of us headed towards the falls, Gayatri and Faheem went to the market again, and Gaury attended the Tibetan New Year celebration at the monastery. Gaury's experience of the Tibetan culture is mentioned here.



This year, the Dalai Lama had requested the Tibetans not to celebrate the New Year, and hence the celebrations were limited to just some decorations and sugar idols.
The BhagsuNag have the best flow in the monsoons, but we could still get a pretty good view of the falls. The water in the falls comes directly from the melting glaciers and hence very clean.




Note: We missed out on seeing quite a few interesting places in Dharamsala, like the Norbulinka Institute and the Tea gardens, due to our laziness. Make sure you visit these places if you plan a trip to this part of India.

We wrapped up our visit to falls, packed our bags at the hotel and loaded it on the car we booked for a journey to Chakki Bank.

Next and the last destination - Rishikesh! ... continued in Part 4.


Ok ... I have a lot to say and I didn't have internet for some days. So now, I have to puke it out all at once.

Many things have happened since last few days, just after I reached Noida (for my stay here for two months) and none of it is a usual site in Mumbai. I have had similar experiences in Delhi, so I was expecting the same here too since both cities are neighbors. But my expectations were surpassed to a very great extent.

I wanted to write about each encounter in detail but unfortunately we have not yet found the best internet service provider. Anyways, here is a gist of all the memoirs.

The Rajdhani Express
People in India look at you with their eyes wide open when you tell them you travelled in the Rajdhani Express. The reasons being
1. It is the most sophisticated train
2. One of the first fully air-conditioned trains in India
3. Travels at very high speeds
4. The fastest way to reach Delhi by land transport
5. Food and drinks (non-alcoholic) included in the fare
However, it didn't amuse me that much. The reasons being I have travelled in Garib Rath, which is
1. One of the recently added fully-ac trains in India with more hi-tech services that let you know the next station, estimated time to reach there, the speed of train, etc. (God bless Lalu!)
2. Very clean (The only train in India where I managed to use the toilet)
3. Though the food is not included in the fare, the tickets are very cheap
4. It also travels at mind-boggling speeds
The best of all trains is the 'Palace on Wheels' which runs in Rajasthan. But the fares are sky high.

Auto-Rickshaws don't have Trip meters
Yes, they charge what they feel like charging at that specific moment. You can easily bring the figure down to 50% of what he asks for. Bus transport is even worse. I guess the TCs are paid for being rude. They will push you around after giving you the ticket saying 'Hutt Hutt'.

MRP = My Retail Price
You will hardly find anything sold at MRP (except at Super malls). One of the shopkeepers had his own Price tag printer that he used to tag every thing in his shop with prices increased by 100%. Wine shops also charge 10-15 rupees extra on any bottle. They will give you reasons like 'Ab price badh gaya hai' or 'Itne ka hi milta hai'. The prices might be increased for the new stock, but what about the old stock? He got that for the old price and should be sold at the old MRP, but no, they wont. This one guy even said 'Isme se 10 rupaye sidhe Mayavati ko jaate hai'.

Horn-y Drivers and Mid-road Parkers
We have a cab that drives us from the guest house to our office and back. The driver of this cab doesn't know that the sound of the horn is not soothing to ears, he thinks it is like Kenny G playing the saxophone. He keeps honking all the way till the office. And it's not just this driver. I noticed many other people (bus drivers, private car owners, etc.) follow the same trend. May be that's taught in the driving schools here.
Another thing that amazed me is the way people park their cars. It's freaking ten feet away from the footpath, right in the middle of the road. They just come driving on the road, push the brakes and walk out of the car. There was this one wise guy who was trying to park his car the right way, but he was completely unaware of where he should be looking when he parks the car. When he was driving ahead looking for a spot to park, he kept looking on the right without even giving a quick glance at the road ahead where he was driving. Then when he found the spot to park, he started taking reverse, without looking back. One guy was almost run over by the car.



Customer (Don't) Care Services
Firstly, you will not find skilled representatives in any customer service department of any god damn service. Be it BSNL, Vodafone, Airtel, Reliance or any other you can think of. Secondly the way people speak here will make you feel like either smashing their heads or yours.

BSNL:
India's home grown communication services. It has a plethora of services from landline to 3G. But despite of all the services, they were not struck by the obvious thought of having a common customer care number for all services. Every service has a different 10-digit customer care center number, which the customer has to remember (Think of a person who has bought five different BSNL services). More over the attitude of their represetatives seems like they are not there to sell their products, instead it's like 'Lena hai to lo' attitude. Here is one of the funniest conversations with a BSNL representative.
Me: Do you have GSM Mobile services?
Rep: No.
Me: But it says here on the hoarding that you have GSM mobile services.
Rep: Hai but chalta nahi hai. [We have it but the product is not working]
Me: Meaning?
Rep: We don't sell it anymore.
Me: You have 3G services also right?
Rep: Yes.
Me: Can I get the 3G services.
Rep: You need a BSNL GSM mobile for that.
Me: And how can I get one if you don't sell it?
Rep: Eh ... Eh ...
Me: Forget it. I am not buying it anyways.

Airtel:
These guys open customer care outlets without providing knowledge to their representatives about what exactly are the documents required for getting a new connection. My colleague wanted to get Airtel broadband connection for which he was asked to provide a proof of local address. We all are new to Noida and living in our company's guest house and hence we do not have a local address proof. So he got a company letter head saying that he is currently staying at this address. The Airtel guy said that this document would not work. He also confirmed with his senior and he too said it won't work. The next day my colleague gets a call from Airtel saying that the document will work as a proof of address. Happily we went to the shop after office and handed over the document. The guy now goes back to his earlier stance, 'This document will not work'. We could not understand what made him call us back to the shop then. We went back home really pissed.

Reliance:
Another colleague of mine wanted a postpaid mobile connection. Here too he was pushed back with the criteria for local address proof. Luckily they allowed the company letter as address proofs. But my colleague didn't want to wait that long. so he asked for alternatives. The representative said he can buy a prepaid connection first, and when he gets the address proof he can get it changed to a portpaid connection keeping the same number. Some days later, he went back with the address proof when the guy said to him, 'Sorry, but we don't have any option to change prepaid number to postpaid'. The obvious words in my colleague's mouth at that time were 'What the fuck!'

Note:
I am yet to find the best internet connection here, but as per the reviews Reliance is the best in wireless with national roaming almost all over india; however, it is very expensive and they don't have any unlimited plans (they have tweaked the plans under fair usage policy which defeats the meaning of 'fair usage'). Airtel is known for good services in broadband wired connection. We are yet to figure out BSNL's network coverage and services, but we are hoping that to be good inspite of all the hassles we had to go through at the customer care center and over the calls.


Food
If you are a foodie and if you prefer Indian cuisine over the others, then you have good options in Noida. You have chaat stalls at every corner. Moreover you will never die hungry here as you also find juice stalls, paratha stalls, papad stalls, and Maggi noodle stalls wherever you go. You will also find decent quality restaurants for Indian, Chinese and Italian food. You can also find stalls of shawarmas, momos, frankies, etc. at some selected places. Luckily for me, it's just around the corner. People here prefer eating in Dhabas and at stalls and hence you don't find rush in the restaurants.
I had a funny incident at a restaurant also. It was not about the food, but the thing that happened later after we were done eating. I asked for a finger bowl and the waiter said they don't provide finger bowls as they have a wash basin. Fair enough. Then show me the way to the wash basin. He guided me to the wash basin, what I found was a hell. Any person who has to wash his hands after the meal would have to enter a toilet and use the wash basin inside it. The toilet was stinking so badly that any person who had a big filling meal would definitely puke. It seemed the hotel management wanted the food, they just served us, back on to their plates to be served to the next customer. Yuks!

G'atta'r Market
Atta market is the most famous market in Noida. You can find anything and everything you wish in this market. The Market is divided into a good half and a bad half, both separated by a main road flying over which would be the new Metro train services to be inaugurated before the end of this year. The good half has shopping malls, multiplexes and broad roads. But the bad half has 50 shop banners for every 10 feet distance. You have to stop walking for a couple of minutes every now and then to read through the boards and look for your required shop. Apart from that, the streets between these shops are like a labyrinth and just wide enough for a single person to pass through. But still the local people manage to drive bikes through these narrow streets. On top of that, the streets are full of garbage, dust, shit, sewage water, flies and other insects that will give you the most disgusting feeling you have ever had.


11 O'Clock, Sectors Blocked
The markets in Noida start closing after 7.30PM. All the restaurants close down by 9.30PM and you will just find wine shops open till 11PM. No shop open after that. They even close the gates to every sector after 11PM. Why? Because Noida is known for high crime rate. It's not at all advisable for anyone to roam around the city after 11PM. It gets too dangerous if you are alone and could be brutal if you are with your girl. Sad for a well planned city that they couldn't take care of the security.

Within the last few days, I have got the whole variety of experiences, which I think would be consistent till the end of my stay here. I am not thinking that the situations and services are going to improve in the next two months, but Noida being named as one of the hi-tech and well planned cities of India, I hope things soon get better here.
This story gives more meaning to my recently acquired name ... Crappy. It was in September 2008 during my visit to USA.

A word of caution, if you are a heart patient or can not stand disgusting stories, this one is not for you.

Here I was, standing at the boarding queue at Mumbai International Airport, excited to fly to the US for the first time. In fact it was the first time I was ever gonna be on a flight, so that doubled the excitement. The journey was going to be quite exhausting, 15 hours, and I had two stop overs, one at New York and the other one at Raleigh, before I reached my final destination, Atlanta.

I had already checked-in online and reserved a window seat for myself. I did not expect then that I would be accompanied by a stinky lady (gosh! if you are reading this, please start using a deodarant) and a fat ass man, who would block my way every time I had to go to pee and would make the already uncomfirtable situation even worse. I realized that the window seats are not advisable for frequent fliers who are also frequent 'pee'ers. I had a colleague, who was also flying along with me, but he was seated very far away.

The flight took off! A blood rushing experience. I loved the feel of gravity pulling me down tight on the seat while the plane tried to pull me up and higher. I had to constantly keep gulping air to avoid my ears from shutting down due to air pressure. Soon we were 1500 meters in the air and Mumbai was more visibly clear that from the ground, because from that height you cannot see the clouds of dust you find wherever you go in Mumbai. Moreover, since I was flying during the night, Mumbai seemed to be some kind of jewelry. It was awesome. The unexpected shakes in the plane due to the turbulences made the journey more adventurous.

By the way, did I tell you that Delta airlines have the oldest air hostesses in the world? So when you are traveling on Delta, push aside all your dreams and fantasies of meeting hot, well endowed blondes that ask you if you need any 'services'. Instead, think of all the nightmares where you are surrounded by grannies with loose, wrinkled, weary skin and yellow, chipped dentures. One more thing, if you ever happen to travel to the US, think twice before opting for a Delta flight coz they charge heavy on extra or overweight baggage, flat $150. Also, the food on Delta airlines is substandard. The lady next to me had ordered a veg meal and she was given some boiled vegetables and steamed rice. So I went for the non-veg meal. After all, how bad can you cook a chicken? It was at least eatable. I wanted to call for a glass of wine or whisky but since it was my first time, I didn't know that it is served for free. Damn!

Anyways, the first flight was for 10 hours and I spent around 6 hours watching movies (What happens in Vegas and The Bucket List, a must watch for movie lovers), a couple in a short naps, and another couple looking out of the window. In the mean time I also disturbed the people next to me three times while going for a pee. This one time the fat ass guy took so much time to get off his seat and make some way for me to pass by, had he took a second more I would have wet my pants.

But the story is not about all this crap. It is actually about the 'crap'. I always get a feeling of disgust when it comes to using the public toilets. I advoid using public toilets as much as I can. For peeing it is ok, but when it comes to taking a crap, I would rather prefer it to be a cleaner place. Don't know how many asses sat on this toilet. I don't mean that toilets in planes are not clean, but since it was my first time, I wasn't comfirtable. Also, I tried to fit myself in the 2x2 feet toilet of the plane, but couldn't. So I had to hold on to the pressure.

In the morning, as the flight took the descent for landing, my crappy pressure was on the ascent. It felt like the increasing gravity was actually trying to pull it out of my ass. I had to fight the war of my life to hold it back in and avoid any embarrassment. The flight landed with a thud. While everyone was cursing the pilot for a bad landing, I was thanking him form the bottom of my heart, coz the jerk had pushed the shit a bit inside, buying me some time to clear the security checks and find a toilet. However, I realized that this was a punishment for something I did in the past life (may be I kicked someone's ass so hard that he couldn't shit again). We (me and my colleague) just had 40 minutes stop over time and people who had already been there said that we would definitely miss our next flight. So if I had to crap, it would be after boarding my next flight, to Raleigh.

We cleared the security checks just 5 minutes ahead of time to reach the boarding lane for our flight, where we discovered that some other flight was being boarded and the boarding for our flight would start after 20 mins. Great! So I have time to relax my butt. I gave the custody of my baggage to my colleague and ran to the closest toilet I could find. Thuddddd!!!! Zippppp!!!! Phhhhhrrrrr!!!!! Wuuuuhhooooowwww!!!! I was as relaxed as a mother after giving birth to a baby. Thank you dear god for delaying the flight!

As I was sitting in the stinky vapors, my colleague ran in to the restroom area and started yelling out my name from outside. I was so embarrassed. Damn! Now everyone would know that it was me who was exploding fire crackers in the toilet. But who else knows me here, other than my colleague? So I yelled back "Kya Hua Be?". He replied, "Abbey, our flight has started boarding, you better be quick". I was done with the main act and was already proceeding towards the concluding act, so I thought I would manage to make it on time and said "Ok. Coming in two minutes".

The concluding act after a crap, for Indians at least, means washing your ass clean with water. But the Americans save water where you actually need it. They just wipe off their asses. It was similar to what Alanis Morisette sung in the song Ironic: "It's thousand spoons when all you need is a knife". In this case for me it was: "It's thousand toilet rolls when all you need is a jet". It was my first experience of cleaning up the mess with a sheet of paper and no water. No matter how well you clean it with a paper, it always gives you a feeling of "something is still there" and that gave me goose bumps throughout my journey till the hotel.

I zipped up my pants, washed my hands and ran towards the boarding queue. We handed our boarding passes to the attendant and he said the three golden words that kept ringing in my ears for the next 5 minutes ... "Flight took off!". Apparently, the flight had finished boarding and taken off. They had started boarding the next flight. That bloody attendant had told me the flight will not board until next 20 minutes and the flight had already finished boarding and taken off in just 15 minutes. I looked at my colleague. He was so pissed off at me as we had missed our flight coz I was in the toilet taking a crap. But he couldn't say a word to me as he was a junior to me and this was our first project together.

I did not know what to do next. Will they put us on some other flight? Do we need to pay for that flight? Or are we stuck at the New York Airport? I imagined myself like Tom Hanks from the Terminal spending the next few months at the airport. I asked the attendant what to do and he guided me to the service desk. Behind the desk was a lady holding her head and cursing the headache. I thought this would be the worst time to speak to her, but I had no choice. "Excuse Me, we have missed our flight to Raleigh. Our luggage is on the flight. What should we do?" I asked. She came back with the million dollar question, "Why did you miss the flight?" It was so embarrasing for me that the next words took ages to come out of my mouth, just like Atal Bihari Vajpayee, "Be...cause ... because I ... I ... was in the ... the restroom". She flared her nose and pushed her eyebrows up to her forehead with surprise ... No, with shock. I am sure I was the first person to miss a flight over a crap. She did not say a word for the next 10 seconds, but then she realized she needs to speak something here, "Ehhh! Ok! Hang on!". Thank god she didn't ask anything further.

She checked the flight schedule and said "There is a flight at 4PM for Atlanta, but you will have to wait in the Airport premises until then." It was 9AM at that time and spending 7 hours at the ariport did not seem viable to us. "Is there any other way?" I asked. She checked again and said, "There is another flight from Laguardia Airport, which will leave at 10.15PM. But for that you need to catch a cab and be there before 9:40AM. It is 40 minutes in a cab from here. That is not possible, plus you have to pay $80 for the cab". So we had to go for the 4PM flight. We both agreed on the 4PM flight and asked the lady to check us in. The next thing was a surprise.

She keyed in our names for the 4PM flight, when she noticed that the attendant at the boarding queue had already checked us in for the flight from Laguardia to Atlanta. This was a mistake from the airport crew, they boarded us in a flight without asking us for our preference. I didn't think of it as a mistake, but the lady herself admitted it. She wrote a traveller's check of $80, gave it to me and said, "There would be a cab named Roskstar waiting for you outside the airport. Give this to the cab driver. He'll take to Laguardia airport for your next flight". This journey was really turning out to be rocking. I was amazed with the quality, speed and the level of services being provided by the airport authorities. God bless America!

We took the cab, reached just in time at the Laguardia airport and boarded on to our flight to Atlanta. it was a 2 hour journey, which passed by smoothly looking at the chick across the aisle; tall, slim, cute looks, mini-skirt, perfect bust ... Man! She was Grrrrrrreeeeeaaaatttt!

We reached the Atlanta Airport and started looking for our baggage. We learned from the service desk that the flight from Raleigh to Atlanta had already landed and our baggage would be on aisle number 6. We could not find our baggage on aisle 6 or any other aisle and feared that our baggae was misplaced. We went to the baggage counter and showed them the baggage numbers stuck on our boarding passes. She went into a room and brought out the baggage which was safely placed in a corner after no one claimed for it for half an hour. Again I was very impressed with the organized work.

I was happy that everything ended well. Otherwise I would have had to face a lot of embarrassments from my colleague, the airport authorities and most importantly, my managers, and that too, all over a crap!